I've Lost My Mojo

I've lost my mojo – where'd it go?

A tragedy! A bitter blow!

It vanished, vamoosed in thin air

If only I had bought a spare

I'm unable to be my best

Despondent and a tad depressed

I've lost my mojo – sad but true

It's oval-shaped, electric blue

Bright, bouncy, silky, soft and smooth

Without it I can't find my groove

The dodo died out - it's extinct

My mojo could be too I think

I've lost my mojo – O.M.G.!

I need it now A.S.A.P.

All inspiration has run dry

Can't raise a smile although I try

My batteries are truly flat

From plus to minus just like that

I've lost my mojo – in a flash!

My sunny sky fell with a CRASH!

My brain is frazzled in a fuzz

So like a bee that has no buzz

Friends say 'You lack zap, zest and zeal

'We hope your mojo comes back...Neal!'