It's Not Fine to Sit on a Porcupine

It's not fine to sit on a porcupine
Your day will turn nasty and rotten
You'll have holes in your pants
And there's quite a big chance
That his quills will stay stuck in your bottom

It's not fine to sit on a porcupine
You'll shoot like a star to the ceiling
And experience pain
From your toes to your brain
Then be left with a tingling feeling

Although the creature's cute and sweet
With button nose
And tiny feet
He'll stop you relaxing in your seat
Because...

It's not fine to sit on a porcupine
Please listen, take note of my warning
When you're touching those spines
You'll scream loudly and whine
And your bum will still ache in the morning

It's not fine to sit on a porcupine
That's true I'm not joking or jesting
If you now ignore this
You'll end up with sore bits
So be careful where your rear is resting