My fur's black and white and fluffy
And my tail is long and bushy

Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk

Though I'm sweet I'm also smelly
Bet you won't tickle my belly

Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk

I spray poison from my bottom
Yucky, nasty, foul and rotten

Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk

As the other creatures fear me
I suggest you don't come near me

Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk

When zoo animals throw parties
Then they hardly ever ask me

Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk

No-one hugs me it's too risky
And too dangerous to kiss me

Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk

If I bought a house next door you
You'd be pleased that I ignored you

Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk

I've a scent not nice like roses
Everybody - hold your noses!

Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk

I'm a skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk

PHEW!