I'm a Skunk
My fur's black and white and fluffy
And my tail is long and bushy
Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk
Though I'm sweet I'm also smelly
Bet you won't tickle my belly
Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk
I spray poison from my bottom
Yucky, nasty, foul and rotten
Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk
As the other creatures fear me
I suggest you don't come near me
Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk
When zoo animals throw parties
Then they hardly ever ask me
Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk
No-one hugs me it's too risky
And too dangerous to kiss me
Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk
If I bought a house next door you
You'd be pleased that I ignored you
Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk
I've a scent not nice like roses
Everybody - hold your noses!
Stink, stank, stunk I'm a skunk
I'm a skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk
PHEW!