I'm a Germ

I’m a germ, nasty germ

I’m contagious and I’m catching

Make you cough and make you splutter

Maybe itching, maybe scratching

While you sniffle, while you snuffle

You’ll feel iller and infirm

Horrid, microscopic menace

I’m a germ!

I’m a germ, filthy germ

Plotting, planning how to raid you

Loveless, loathsome little devil

Drop your guard and I’ll invade you

First I spot you, next I’ve got you

You’re the apple, I’m the worm

Vulgar, vilest of villains

I’m a germ!

I’m a germ, dirty germ

Out of sight and unapparent

Multiplying in my millions

Though invisible, transparent

Human meds can strike me dead

Still, I might rally and return

Best beware - I’m always out there

I’m a germ!