If
If I was a taxi you could be my fare
If I was a ship you could sail anywhere
If I was a car you could take the back seat
If I was a plane you’d fly ten thousand feet
If I was a rocket you’d go to the moon
I’d carry you high if I was a balloon
If I was a train I’d take you down the tracks
But, as I’m human, I can only give you…piggy back