I Wanna Drive a Steamroller

I wanna drive a steamroller

Bombing down the highway

I wanna drive a steamroller

Park it in my driveway

I wanna drive a steamroller

Leaving landscapes flatter

I wanna drive a steamroller

Thinner and not fatter

I will squash every bump

I will squish every lump

I will crunch every hill

I will crush humps at will

I wanna drive a steamroller

Massive wheels and smokestack

I wanna drive a steamroller

Pulverising Tarmac

I wanna drive a steamroller

Man upon a mission

I wanna drive a steamroller

It's my life's ambition

I will smooth every mound

Ironing out all the ground

Watch the city vibrate

Buildings sway, quake and shake

I wanna drive a steamroller

Roaring road hog beastie

I wanna drive a steamroller

Scatter when you see me

I wanna drive a steamroller

Terrorise the traffic

I wanna drive a steamroller

Wouldn't it be magic?

CHUG! CLANG!

CLATTER! CLUTTER!

CRASH! BANG!

CRACK! CRUNCH! SPLUTTER!

I wanna drive a steamroller!