(Hurricanes are named after people. I think Hurricane Neal would be a rather sweet and kind one)

I'm Hurricane Neal
I'll never do you harm
I will not blow your house away
Cause danger or alarm
I wouldn't smash your windows
Or tear up any trees
For I'm a gentle hurricane
No stronger than a sneeze

I'm Hurricane Neal
Who's neither rough nor tough
The breath emitted from my mouth
Is just a tiny puff
I'll not crash cars or buses
Or derail speeding trains
No-one calls me a bully
But the kindest hurricane

I'm Hurricane Neal
When I fly into town
No need to hide in basements
And to batten hatches down
I won't wreck parks and gardens
Or flatten shops and schools
I'm Neal the happy hurricane
The coolest breeze of all