Holidaying with the Rhinoceros
Although it sounds preposterous
I'm holidaying with the rhinoceros
'Cos the bullfrog's baking bagels
The wolf went with me last week
The possum prefers to stay at home
The buzzard's cleaning his beak
The pig smells worse than a rubbish tip
The same can be said of the skunk
The tapir's watching television
The dingo's definitely drunk
The ibex can't be bothered
The llama's incredibly lazy
The chimpanzee is stuck up a tree
The coypu's completely crazy
The zebra's practising zoomies
The bison's having a bath
The gannet has flown to the Isle of Thanet
The hyena simply laughs...and laughs...and laughs
The salmon's sleeping silently
The whale has moved to Wales
The walrus wanders aimlessly
And I'm NOT taking the snails
The termite's playing tennis
The wrasse is just relaxing
The loris and the sloth of course
Find travelling far too taxing
So I'm holidaying with the rhinoceros
Ridiculous you might think
But it's something that I must do now
As he soon could become extinct