Greedy Sweet Shop Owner
I'm the Greedy Sweet Shop Owner
I'll eject you from my shop
Why would I sell to customers
When I can scoff the lot?
I've sherbet fountains, barley sugars
Liquorice, chocolate limes
Please view them through my window
You've no need to step inside
I've humbugs, wine gums, toffees
Candy canes and honeycomb
Don't plan to make a purchase
These are mine and mine alone
As I don't want your business
My front door is always shut
Those pear drops, chews and packs of fudge
It's me who'll eat them up
I love to live this lifestyle
I don't care about my health
Your precious pocket money
Go and spend it somewhere else
For breakfast, lunch and dinner
Give me scrumptious sugary treats
I'm the Greedy Sweet Shop Owner
So keep YOUR hands off my sweets!