I've got gadgets that will help you climb and drill into brick walls
I've got gadgets that will do things that you thought impossible

I've got gadgets that will help you run as quick as you can blink
I've got gadgets to enlarge you and to also help you shrink

I've got gadgets that will help you breathe in deepest darkest space
I've got gadgets that will help you change your accent and your face

I've got gadgets that will help your fingers fire flaming sparks
I've got gadgets that will help you see broad daylight in the dark

I've got gadgets that will help you turn into a telepath
I've got gadgets that will help you be a genius at maths

I've got gadgets made with lasers and the latest in high-tech
I've got gadgets wired to gadgets no-one has invented yet

Want to beat that supervillain? Then include me in your plans
Book yourself the next appointment - come and meet the Gadget Man