My Flabber
My flabber is broken
My flabber is busted
Shredded!
Shattered!
Rotten!
Rusted!
My flabber is mangled
My flabber is mashed up
Ravaged!
Ruined!
Crushed up!
Smashed up!
It was a fine flabber
(At least, while it lasted)
And now it's destroyed
I'm left...
Flabbergasted!