Exercise Bike

When building my muscles

And pumping my blood

I never get rained on

Or covered in mud

Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!

I'm still where I started

The very same place

Unlikely to win

Any Tour de France race

Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!

My two wheels are spinning

As fast as the Flash

But no need to panic

Because I can't crash

Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!

There's not any traffic

There aren't any jams

I'm free of all cars

Coaches, buses and trams

Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!

Don't want to go swimming

Play football or run

I've found a new way

To keep fit that's more fun

Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise

Exercise, exercise

Exercise, exercise...

BIKE!

(PHEW!)