Don't Step on the Cracks
('Step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back' is an old saying)
Don't step on the cracks
Don't step on the cracks
Mum's back will break
For goodness sake
Don't step on the cracks
The Devil from the Paving Stone
Will rise up and grab her
I've warned you before
You're fighting a war
He might kidnap and nab her
Don't step on the cracks
Don't step on the cracks
Crossing that line
Will snap her spine
Don't step on the cracks
The Gremlin from the Underground
Will leap out and chase her
Push her in a hole
As big as a goal
Till nobody can nobody can trace her
Don't step on the cracks
Don't step on the cracks
Her bones will bust
Turn into dust
Don't step on the cracks
The Savage from the Stony Slab
Will stalk and attack her
Steal all her stuff
Treat her real rough
And permanently trap her
So don't step on the cracks
Be careful where you tread
But in trying to avoid them...
Don't walk under ladders instead!