Dentist, Where’s My Sticker?
I didn’t fidget
I didn’t move a muscle
I didn’t wriggle
Nor put up any struggle
I was brave and bold
And the nurse agrees
So dentist, where’s my sticker please?
I didn’t ‘lose it’
I wasn’t feeling frantic
I didn’t holler
Or scream aloud in panic
I was real mature
Like most grown up men
So dentist, where’s my sticker then?
I didn’t lash out
I didn’t try and bite you
I didn't hit out
Kick, punch, pinch, scratch or fight you
I was still, serene
In a tranquil state
So dentist, where’s my sticker mate?
You prodded my gums
While mauling all my molars
My heartbeat galloped
As you scraped my incisors
You injected me
And even drew some blood
So dentist, where's my sticker bud?
I didn’t complain
I didn’t pass out either
Or leap from your chair
And run away and leave ya
Thought you made a vow
Thought we formed a pact
So dentist, a sticker - or I’ll NOT be back!