Dad's fallen in love with the sat nav
That lady who helps drive our car
Her robotic voice
Is his preferred choice
So he's moved in to live with her in our garage

I don't understand the attraction
She's only a piece of IT
Yet they chat, chat and chat
About roads, routes and maps
And the best way to navigate from A to B

Dad's fallen in love with the sat nav
Mum told him “You choose me or her!”
'Cause together they journey
To Brighton and Burnley
Stoke, Harrow, South Croydon and Edinburgh

He's like a small child with a puppy
He'll gaze and he'll gawp at her screen
It's weird and it's odd see
As she has no body
Dad says she's the cutest sat nav that he's seen

Dad's fallen in love with the sat nav
My friends laugh aloud in my face
They say he's a nutter
To date a computer
Still wherever he travels he finds the right place

He switches her on in the morning
Unplugs her each time that they part
We want our Dad back
But there's no chance of that
For that sat nav has hooked him and stolen his heart

Dad's fallen in love with the sat nav