Dad goes on about politics
And when he plans to clean his car
Complains about the economy
But all I hear is
Blah! Blah! Blah!

Mum moans about the mortgage
Counts calories in her chocolate bar
Asks me to tidy my room again
But all I hear is
Blah! Blah! Blah!

Grandpa retells us war stories
Explains how he first met grandma
Groans about his rheumatism
But all I hear is
Blah! Blah! Blah!

Auntie criticises my clothes
Says I look like I'm from Mars
Insists in HER day everything was better
But all I hear is
Blah! Blah! Blah!

If only they'd talk about what interests ME
Television, football, movie stars
Superheroes, school, books, music
But all I hear is
Blah! Blah! Blah!

Blah! Blah! Blah!
Blah! Blah! Blah!
All I hear from adults is
Blah! Blah! Blah!