All I Want...

Don't want a pet piranha

Alpaca

An iguana

A basketball

A pair of training shoes

A skateboard

A computer

A new phone

Or a scooter

As all of them will leave me unamused

Don't want a Lamborghini

A skimpy-tight bikini

A budgie

Board game

Or a mountain bike

One of those giant tellies

A pack of perfumed smellies

Such presents are not items that I'd like

What I want's packed with pages

Will fill my time for ages

You'll see it tops my wish list if you look

It's bound to entertain me

And make me much more brainy

Cos all I want for Christmas is...

A book!