Alien Attack!
The media is saying:
“An alien spaceship hovered up high
“Then thousands of aliens dropped from the sky
“So evil and mean, a horrible bunch
“They ate the Prime Minister for their lunch
“Our army and air force are in retreat
“The navy was sunk in just a heartbeat
“They're threatening us with their neutron gun
“The sensible thing you should do is run
“Big towns are burning, huge cities ablaze
“Experts claim Earth could be conquered in days”
But as I am thinking this news is the worst
I remember the date – it's April the first!