Air Guitar Star
I'm an air guitar star
Never strummed a Stratocaster
Notes and chords just complicate things
I've no need for amplifiers
Fingers and imagination
Might make me a rock sensation
I'm an air guitar star
Never hired a van or roadie
I don't need a vehicle matey
Walk to gigs or bus it only
I do dancing and lip-synching
Lots of drugs and lots of drinking
I'm an air guitar star
Never been in Iron Maiden
Zeppelin, Sabbath, Guns and Roses
All their solos I have played them
Why'd I pick this weird vocation?
I've no music education
I'm an air guitar star
Never seen some groupie action
Haven't owned a single plectrum
Instruments are a distraction
Don't do records, don't do sports cars
Poor man's Hendrix - air guitar star