Adam's Apples
(This poem is brought to you by the letter A)
Adam ate apples
Adam ate ALL apples
Admired and adored apples
Annie's apples
Akira's apples
Aaron's apples
Amir's apples
Adam ate ANY apples
Adam avoided almonds
Avocados
Aubergines
Anchovies
Ackee
Asparagus
And also antelope
As Adam ate apples
Appetizing apple advertisements attracted Adam
Adam ate apples abundantly
Adam ate apples avariciously
Affirming “Apples are astonishing!
“Apples are astounding!
“Apples are awesome!”
Adam assembled apples
Adam amassed apples
Adam absorbed apples
Adam ALWAYS ate apples
Abruptly
Adam's abdomen ached acutely
“AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!”
Absolute agony!
Adam 'ad acquired an apple allergy
An awful, appalling, atrocious apple allergy
AMBULANCE!
AMBULANCE!
AMBULANCE!
(Amazingly an ambulance arrived automatically)
Afterwards
Adults advised Adam
“Avert additional anxiety and accidents
“Abandon apples!”
Adam acted accordingly
Avowing absolute apple abstinence
And apprehensively announcing an appropriate amendment
Adam ate apricots
Adam ate ALL apricots
Admired and adored apricots
Annie's apricots
Akira's apricots
Aaron's apricots
Amir's apricots
Adam ate ANY apricots...