Don’t Tread on Me Trainers

Don’t tread on me trainers mate
You wouldn’t like me when I’m irate
Don’t you dare get them in a state
DON’T TREAD ON ME TRAINERS

Don’t tread on me trainers kids
You’ll soon regret you ever did
These Nike’s cost me two hundred
DON’T TREAD ON ME TRAINERS

Tread on me dog’s tail
Tread on me cat’s
Tread on me carpet
I can handle that
But I don’t want me trainers
Scuffed, tatty or flat so
DON’T TREAD ON ME TRAINERS

If you tread on me trainers buster
I’ll bash you with all the strength I can muster
Have you seen the size of me knuckle duster?
DON’T TREAD ON ME TRAINERS

Don’t tread on me trainers – please!
Or you’ll end up like grated cheese
If you don’t want hammers on your knees then
DON’T TREAD ON ME TRAINERS

Tread on me car
Tread on me bed
Tread on me new suit
I’ll buy another instead
But if you tread on me trainers
I’ll tread on your head so
DON’T TREAD ON ME TRAINERS