James Bond, James Bond
I wanna be your sidekick
I wanna play with your gadgets
Learn your hi-tech tricks
I'll get you out of a fix
Star in one of your flix
Drive your sports car like it’s a Scalectrix

You 007 me 006
I’ll be your sidekick
James Bond

I’ll be your number two
Introduce me to M and Q
Miss Moneypenny and the MI6 crew
Save the world is what we’ll do
From evil Doctor Megalomaniac
We'll stop him in his tracks
We’ll dodge the flak
When the enemy attack
I’ll watch your back
I’ll get the knack
I’ll support your act
We’ll make a pact
You’re not a man in a mac
Like a common-all-garden private dick

You 007 me 006
I’ll be your sidekick
James Bond

We’ll be a dream team
Like chocolate sprinkles and vanilla ice cream
Destroy villains’ plots and schemes
Though the bullets hail
We'll fight not fail
We'll put them in jail
Refuse the bail
Live to tell the tale
Then spend some time in Casino Royale
And once we’ve saved the world
I’ll fall in love with a beautiful Bond girl
Take my pick
Of the grooviest chicks

You 007 me 006
I’ll be your sidekick
James Bond