I have two legs
But I don’t need ‘em
A library of books
But I don’t read ‘em
My mum says “go play in the garden”
But I don’t use my freedom
‘Cause there’s a ball and chain
Pulling hard at my brain
My computer is taking me over

My IT
Has a hold on me
I’m losing touch with reality
My friend’s are computer generated boys and girls
Living inside my virtual world
Endless games
Main frames
And too much hi-tech
Are turning my mind and body into a wreck
My computer is taking me over

Every day and every night
I sit alone at my screen
Whether dark or light
When I’m hungry I don’t need food
But ten kilobytes
To eat
I’m selling my trainers
‘Cause I don’t need my feet
My computer is taking me over

I once talked to my parents
I once talked to my mates
Now I sit in a hypnotised mesmerised state
And with no exercise
I’ve put on four stone in weight
There’s no exiting this cybernetic fate
My computer is taking me over

My PC and me
Are in harmony
I’ve even started talking binary
My computer is taking me
Into a robot it’s making me
My computer is taking me over