If you're feeling pretty rough
'Cause the day your having's tough
There's a perfect cure for you
That will blow away your blues
Little circles full of air
Bringing sunshine to despair

Go buy some bubble wrap
Go try some bubble wrap
You can make your sadness stop
When you burst it with a POP!

Purchase it from B&Q
Amazon will sell it too
You can prick it with a pin
You can stick your finger in
Want to make a lot of noise
Doing something you'll enjoy?

Go buy some bubble wrap
Go try some bubble wrap
You can make your sadness stop
When you burst it with a POP!

There's no need to be discreet
Cut yourself the biggest sheet
Plastic pleasure in a roll
Pinch it tightly, make a hole
It's a way to better health
Let your tension free itself

Go buy some bubble wrap
Go try some bubble wrap
You can make your sadness stop
When you burst it with a POP!

And there's so much more to do
With the stuff you haven't used:
You can bubble wrap a cow
Bubble wrap an alligator
Bubble wrap your brother's bed
Bubble wrap your next door neighbour

You can bubble wrap your ear
Bubble wrap your silk pyjamas
Bubble wrap a pile of kippers
Bubble wrap a herd of llamas

You can bubble wrap the moon
Bubble wrap the vacuum cleaner
Bubble wrap your KFC
Bubble wrap your Mum's Ribena

You can bubble wrap a snake
Bubble wrap your Dad's new car
Bubble wrap the television
Bubble wrap your sister's bra

Go buy some bubble wrap
Go try some bubble wrap
You can make your sadness stop
When you burst it with a POP!