You got rubbish want to hide it?
Where's the secret place to slide it?
Down the side of the sofa...

Old socks
Pen tops
Sticky sticks from lollipops

Bits of dust
Specks of dirt
Button's from forgotten shirts

Chocolate wrappers
Snotty tissues
Copies of the Big Issue

Piles of fluff
Odd shoes
Pet rabbit do-dos

Penny coins
Bottle caps
Torn up tube maps

Shopping receipts from yesteryear
Balls of wax from Granddad's ear...

Safety pins
Drawing pins
Fingernails and hard skin

Bubble gum
Sucked sweets
Chewed up dog treats

Crisp packets
Rusty screws
Bills that are overdue

Dental floss
Locks of hair
Labels from your underwear

Apple cores
Paper clips
Mouldy black and green chips

Half-eaten sausage rolls
Stuff them down the black hole

You got rubbish want to hide it?
Where's the secret place to slide it?
Down the side of the sofa