Who is making your dog scratch? That's me
Who is making your cat itch? That's me
I can hop into your ear
I can crawl down your back
I can hide in a crevice
Be concealed in a crack
You won't spot me easily
I'm a flea, flea, flea, flea, flea - catch me!

Who is bouncing in your bed? That's me
Who is walking 'cross your head? That's me
I can drive you to despair
Make you fidget like you're crazy
Build my home inside your carpet
Splash and swim around your gravy
I'm your worst enemy
I'm a flea, flea, flea, flea, flea - catch me!

Who is tickling your toes? That's me
Who is wiggling your nose? That's me
Microscopic and minute
Miniature and minuscule
Elephants are extra big
While I am extra small
Such a tiny entity
I'm a flea, flea, flea, flea, flea - catch me!

Who is biting on your skin? That's me
Who is nibbling your chin? That's me
Jumping like a kangaroo
I'm a parasitic pest
You pour powder down your neck
If you feel me in your vest
Far too wee for you to see
I'm a flea, flea, flea, flea, flea - catch me!

You say I'm a nasty bug but I beg to disagree
I'm a flea, flea, flea, flea, flea - catch me!