SOAP!

It makes your skin feel smooth and nice
While killing off your fleas and lice
As slippy as a slippery slope
You can't beat a bar of
SOAP!

Removing grease between your toes
And grime that gathers round your nose
If your personal hygiene's a joke
You can't beat a bar of
SOAP!

Little babies always enjoy it
Teenagers always avoid it
More bubbles than a can of Coke
You can't beat a bar of
SOAP!

Rub and scrub, bring out those suds
Bash stubborn stains and murder mud
Make a lather till you're thoroughly soaked
You can't beat a bar of
SOAP!

Don't tip or drip it in your drink
Use plenty if you smell or stink
Hippopotamuses how do they cope? 
You can't beat a bar of
SOAP!

Put in on your 'orrible oily bits
Add it to disgusting soily bits
If your Dad is a dirty bloke
Tell him “You can't beat a bar of
“SOAP!”

In winter when it's cold you're freezing
Coughing, croaking, wheezing, sneezing
Cry out and give a loud whoop
You can't beat a bowl of
SOUP!