I'm a London bus
If you're in a rush
A to B with me's not a fuss, fuss, fuss

Packed with commuters
Tourists and shoppers
I'm a big double decker or a short fat hopper

Red, red, red from head to toe
You'll recognise me wherever I go
Sometimes three of me arrive in a row
Doh!

I'm a London bus
If you're in a rush
A to B with me's not a fuss, fuss, fuss

Put out your hand at the request stop
Squashed down below? There's room on top
Remember: ring my bell when you want to get off

You'll see hundreds of others just like me
We've our very own route identity
My mate's a 48 while I'm a 73
Stoke Newington Common to Victoria Station
If you're feet are aching I'll be your salvation
The best known vehicle of our great nation

I'm a London bus
If you're in a rush
A to B with me's not a fuss, fuss, fuss

Is your Oyster charged?
Is your ticket bought?
If you dodge your fare I hope you are caught

Underground or British Rail? Choose me instead
When the Night Bus comes then I'm off to bed
To the garage to rest my mechanical head

I'm a London bus
If you're in a rush
A to B with me's not a fuss, fuss, fuss