The day my underwear went BOOM!
Exploding like a burst balloon
The noise was heard upon the moon
The day my underwear went...

...POP!
Windows wobbled, ceilings rocked
It was expensive, from Top Shop
But still my underwear went...

...BANG!
Along my street the echoes rang
What happened? No-one could explain
The day my underwear went...

...ZAP!
The cat leapt six foot off my lap
I got inspired to write this rap
The day my underwear went...

...BUST!
Vests vaporised, pants turned to dust
I heaved a sigh of deep disgust
The day my underwear went...

...BAM!
I was an underwearless man
With one burnt thread left in my hand
The day my underwear went...

... BOOM!
A choking smoke consumed my room
My normal life can't be resumed
Because my underwear went...

...BOOM!