I'm the gigantic giant who dwells down your street
I'm the one with the enoooooormous feet
Stomping and stamping
Trudging and tramping
You might stand two meters high
Me? I nearly scrape the sky

I'm the gigantic giant taller than the tallest tree
I'm the man you would ban from coming round to tea
Crashing and bashing
Crushing and smashing
I can't help it it's my height
I'm in the clouds and out of sight

I'm the gigantic giant like the ones from fairy tales
I'm longer than the longest rulers and a dozen whales
Stooping and bending
Almost never ending
I don't own a castle but the house on the hill
I eat a whole supermarket daily for a meal

I'm the gigantic giant
I spend so much time alone
'Cause I can't find another giant to fit in my home
Breaking and battering
Squashing and flattening
Anything that's in my way when I am walking
I make your windows wibble wobble when I am talking

I'm the gigantic giant
I am humongous
People say, “He's far too huge to exist among us!”
Freaky and odd
Famous for my big bod
You'll never see a giant more gigantic than me
I'm the most gigantic giant in the whole country
No – the most gigantic giant in the galaxy
I'm the gigantic giant