I want a better bottom than Beyonce

It's not a mere fad or a passing phase
I'm treading on the treadmill
Going in for the kill
Chanting the mantra and repeating the phrase
I want a better bottom than Beyonce

I'd get compliments and flattery
Without an ounce of fat on me
Once I select
And perfect
That peachy part of my anatomy
Before I'm old and cold and put out to graze
I want a better bottom than Beyonce

I'm pumping iron
Measuring my hips
Laying off the pizza, biscuits, burgers and chips
Keeping fully focused on the task that's facing me
To be top of the bottom charts
With no-one replacing me
Don't sneer at my rear
Be astonished and amazed
When I get a better bottom than Beyonce

I'll avoid liposuction
Ban botox
I won't stuff my trouser cheeks with old socks
When I build that beautiful butt that rocks
I'll develop it totally naturally
Till my backside's known as far and wide as Mrs Jay Z's
I'd give up Cadbury's Flake, chocolate cake and my daily latte
To get a better bottom than Beyonce

Bell shaped
Pear shaped
A round but not square shape
A stunning stop and stare shape
A rump that's really rare shape
Hour glass
First class
King of the Khyber Pass
Cellulite?
Out of site
Jean hugging
Firm and tight
O.M.G. it'll be dynamite!
A superior
Posterior
I'll model and display
When I get a better bottom than Beyonce