I'm So Slow Sloth hanging upside down
In pain I strain to get around
Living life at my own pace
I'm always last in any race

I hardly ever move an inch
You rarely see my muscles flinch
I crawl along from A to B
Some time next week I might reach C

I'm unexcited, uninspired
My batteries have been de-wired
Doing nothing is my aim
Boredom occupies my brain

I'm static, still and statuesque
I have to go now - time to rest
I'm So Slow Sloth that's what I said
Yawning my way back to bed
Yes I'm So Slow Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz