There's a SSSSSSnake in My Shoe
There’s a SSSSSSnake in my shoe
Escaped from the zoo
He’s enormous
Maybe poisonous
So dangerous too
There’s a SSSSSSnake in my shoe
Stretched out in full view
He’s kind of long
And big and strong
And orange, red and blue
There’s a SSSSSSnake in my shoe
He’s snoring fast asleep
I’ve nudged him
But can’t budge him
He’s just lying in a heap
There’s a SSSSSSnake in my shoe
Now curled up in a ball
I’ve asked my Mum
If he can come
Along with me to school
There’s a SSSSSSnake in my shoe
He says his name is Keith
And that he’ll stay
At least three days
While showing me his teeth
There’s a SSSSSSnake in my shoe
A rattle SSSSSSnake I think
I’ve fed him cake
Some fillet steak
And bowls of milk to drink
There’s a SSSSSSnake in my shoe
You can hear him hiSSSSSSing
He has no feet
Though seems quite sweet
I won’t suggest you kiss him
There’s a SSSSSSnake in my shoe
He eats children up - it’s true!
So I won’t annoy him
Just enjoy him
I guess that’s the best thing to do
Don’t you?
There’s a SSSSSSnake in my shoe