Wash your hands before you eat
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Emma’s sitting in my seat
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Jack’s flicking beans and peas
Now he’s put his dirty fingers in the Dairylea cheese
Give me seconds of pudding please, please, please!

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Why’d we have to turn off the TV?
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Emma keeps nudging me
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Don’t talk with a mouthful of food
You know I hate carrots stewed
Can I spit out this piece of gristle that I’ve chewed and chewed and chewed
And chewed and chewed and chewed?

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There’s no meat inside this pie?
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Jack’s made Emma cry
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He’s poured custard on her head
And ‘cause he’s STILL flicking peas he’s being sent to bed
Why can’t we go for a McDonalds instead?

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Who ate the last soft roll?
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Today school was dull, dull, dull
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Sarah’s calling me names
We had chicken last night – please not tonight again
When Emma pulls faces why do I always get the blame?

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It so winds up my Dad and Mum
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Total pandemonium
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Get that gravy off my plate!
Sarah’s eating only lettuce ‘cause she says she’s overweight
What’s the time of day I most hate?

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Everyone’s talking at the same time
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My broccoli tastes like slug slime
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Who farted? Not me
I don’t want to wash up – that’s slavery
There’s something strange floating in my cup of tea
Welcome to Mealtimemania
With MY family