Fake News
The Great Fire of London began in McDonald's
The Battle of Hastings was fought in 1994
Queen Victoria was the first person on the Moon
It was Batman who started the First World War
Cavemen created the first computer games
The Vikings drove around in cars
William Shakespeare wrote only nursery rhymes
In 1985 Earth was invaded by Mars
Elvis Presley was the first US President
Dinosaurs became extinct in 2003
Florence Nightingale invented television
And I failed all my exams in History