The Great Fire of London began in McDonald's
The Battle of Hastings was fought in 1994
Queen Victoria was the first person on the Moon
It was Batman who started the Second World War

Cavemen created computer games
The Vikings drove around in cars
William Shakespeare wrote only nursery rhymes
In 1985 Earth was invaded by Mars

Elvis Presley was the third US President
Dinosaurs became extinct in 2003
Florence Nightingale invented television
And I failed all my exams in History