I won't wear a wizard outfit, wand and black moustache
I won't wear a blonde wig as I'd look completely daft

I won't wear a monster suit with googly eyes
I won't wear a cape (unless it helps me to fly)

I won't wear the whiskers, tail and claws of a cat
I won't wear a ten-gallon cowboy hat

I won't wear a leotard or a long white nightie
I won't wear a pirate's beard that's prickly and spiky

I won't wear armour as it's sure to rust and creak
I won't wear a clown nose and big floppy feet

I won't wear the costume of a giant bumble bee
'Cause at your fancy dress party I'll be going as...
Me!