Tyrannosaurus Came to Tea
(Inspired by the late Judith Kerr, author of “The Tiger Who Came to Tea”.)
Tyrannosaurus came to tea
Chaos!
Catastrophe!
Bashing down the kitchen door
Cracking tiles on our floor
Mum warned us that there'd be trouble
Living room's a pile of rubble
Tyrannosaurus came to tea
Nightmare!
Calamity!
Smashing every single plate
Leaving our house in a state
Scoffed the fridge then stuffed the freezer
Really quite a greedy geezer
Tyrannosaurus came to tea
Bedlam!
Pure anarchy!
Snarling through his gnashing teeth
Spreading dread, distress and grief
Said his favourite meal was curry
“Seconds” he roared “And please hurry!”
Tyrannosaurus came to tea
Disaster!
Tragedy!
Not a very good idea
Prehistoric monster here
Knives and forks are bent and busted
This guy clearly can't be trusted
Tyrannosaurus came to tea
Police!
Emergency!
Took the roof off when he stretched
Home is now a total wreck
Fortunately he ignored us
The moral...
NEVER feed a tyrannosaurus!