It's Pants

The alarm wakes you up at seven o'clock
It's pants
You've lost your key and the front door's locked
It's pants
Your football team is crushed nine-nil
Your toast is burning on the grill
You have to face the dentist's drill
It's pants
It's pants
It's pants

Your little sister is driving you nuts
It's pants
Your mates are laughing at your new haircut
It's pants
You score nought in your spelling test
Miss Stonyface is not impressed
For lunch Mum's cooking watercress
It's pants
It's pants
It's pants

The cat's been sick all over the floor
It's pants
You've accidentally broken the law
It's pants
You have two left shoes but no right
Dad snores so loudly every night
Your TV has been set alight
It's pants
It's pants
It's pants

A jellyfish bites you on the bum
It's pants
You've stood in a pile of chewing gum
It's pants
“You're acting strange” the doctor said
“Your face is purple, peach and red
“And what are you wearing on your head?”
It's pants
It's pants
It's pants