I Want to be a Clown

Floppy feet
Tomato nose
Silly hat
Baggy clothes
Honking hooter
Wobbly scooter
I want to be a clown

Pants on fire
Pale white skin
Lipstick mouth
Stupid grin
Crazy foam blower
Custard pie thrower
I want to be a clown

Make you laugh
Make you scared
Burst balloons
Purple hair
Trouser splitter
Banana skin slipper
I want to be a clown

Funny face
Circus star
Bonkers! Nuts!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Audience soaker
Practical joker
I want to be a clown