I’m Going out with the Invisible Woman

I’m going out with the invisible woman
I’m meeting her for a date
I’m going out with the invisible woman
She said she’d meet me at eight
But she’s making me wait
She’s one hour late
Though I couldn’t find her 
If I was standing behind her

I’m going out with the invisible woman
Though what she looks like I don’t know
I’m going out with the invisible woman
I could so easily tread on her toe
Or leave without her when we go
To the cinema or to a show
It is quite apparent
My girlfriend’s transparent

I’m going out with the invisible woman
I walked right through her last night
I’m going out with the invisible woman
I can’t see her though it’s broad daylight
Like a polar bear on a background of white
She’s out of my sight
The torture I’ve been through
’Cause my girlfriend’s see-through

I’m going out with the invisible woman
Though we’ve never met face-to-face
I’m going out with the invisible woman
She could be standing in this very place
Though all you see is empty space
Don’t say I’m a nutcase!
My girlfriend’s invisible - it’s true
She just vanishes into the blue

I’m going out with the invisible woman
I’m still waiting here on my own
I’m going out with the invisible woman
Looks like one more evening alone
She’s got no skin and bones
But she still could have phoned
I guess I’m not in her future plans
Perhaps she’s run off - with the invisible man