My Teacher’s Got Eyes in the Back of Her Head

My teacher’s got eyes in the back of her head
So you’d better listen to what she said
She probably knows what you’re doing
Even when you’re in bed
If you muck about
Don’t you know she’ll catch you out? 
It’s one false move and you’re dead

You’re never out of her sights
So watch out where you tread
Where’s my teacher got eyes?
In the back of her head

My teacher’s got ears in strange places too
If someone talks on assembly then she always knows who
She gave me detention because I spoke to you
If you say a word
Don’t you know that you’ll be heard?
But how she does it I haven’t a clue

She’s got x-ray vision
She’ll fill you with dread
Where’s my teacher got eyes?
In the back of her head

My teacher knows when I’m telling lies
I think she’s employing an army of spies
I say “Dog ate my homework Miss” but she’s too wise
When you tell any fib
Don’t you know she’ll know you did?
She’ll say “Stop telling porky pies”

So don’t mess with my teacher 
Pick another instead
Where’s my teacher got eyes?
In the back of her head