Orange

I'm sorry to whinge
But it makes me cringe
And become unhinged
(More than a tinge)

When you tell me
“Nothing rhymes with orange”

I want to stab myself with a syringe
Embark on a massive drinking binge
Grab some shears, cut off my fringe
Overdose on Haliborange

When you tell me
“Nothing rhymes with orange”