But I'm Still Gonna Date Cheryl Cole

She's a perfect diamond, I'm a lump of coal
Her choice is caviar, mine's a cheese roll
She's on telly while I'm on the dole
But I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole

I'm rock bottom, she's top of the poll
She's a pretty princess while I'm a troll
I play air guitar, she plays the Hollywood Bowl
But I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole

I'm an old warhorse she's a beautiful foal
I'm singing punk rock while she sings soul
I'm the Isle of Dogs, she's a pacific atoll
But I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole

She's an aristocrat while I'm a mere prol
She says, `How do you do?' while I say, `Yo!'
I'm a square peg to her round hole
But I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole

Yes I'll go on a date with her
Walk to her front gate with her
Get in a steamy state with her
Perhaps conjugate with her
Then even mate with her
I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole